Which came first, the screaming or the gas?
Are you wearing underpants?
Are they the same pair of underpants you wore yesterday?
Are said underpants on backwards?
Did you swallow that?
How many scoops was that?
Who's spit up is this?
When was the last time I showered?
Why is Theo's pump beeping?
Whose toothbrush is lying next to the toilet?
Where did you bite your sister? No, I mean where on her body not where you were standing...
Is that stain from pre or post-digested baby food?
Where do you need a kiss?
What language are you speaking?
Who told you that?
Do you want a spanking?
Why is the floor wet?
Where is my phone? Can you call my phone? Is it on silent?
What happened to Maverick's hair?!?
Are the contents of Theo's stomach leaking out into his bed?
What's Maverick chewing on?
How did Theo get way over there?
Did you drop your brother?
Do you smell that?
Did you brush your teeth well enough that Miss Ashley will think they're shiny?
Do you need to poop?
Is Theo's button seeping? What is seeping from it?
What are we going to eat tonight?
Why are you mumbling in the backseat while we're driving with the windows down?
What did I say?
Do you want a cotton ball?
Can you do that again?
Can we pray about it?
How's your heart?
Why are you in different clothes than when I put you in bed?
Which superhero should I be today?
What story do you want to hear?
What song should we sing?
Where is your food supposed to be?
How did you get up there?
Why do you kinda smell like fritos?
Who ate the last banana?
Where did you put it last?
What is THAT?
What do you think?
Are the clothes I just washed & folded in the hamper now?
Where'd that nuk go?
What are you supposed to be doing?
Would you describe this diaper aroma as "barnyard" or "ammonia"?
What day is it?
Who wants to babysit???