How do they know Theo is near-sighted if he doesn't yet know the letters of the alphabet?
Am I lying when I repeat the phrase "I will not repeat myself" over & over thru out the day?
Why does it take my daughter 6 minutes to wash her face but I can't get her to brush her teeth for longer than 27 seconds?
Why does Mic randomly say "chicken"? Or better yet... Why don't more people randomly say "chicken"?
Can I just allow the older two to eat in the living room, not vacuum & let Maverick crawl around & call it "introducing solids"? Or do parents get called in on that?
What's up with pens? The nice writing, expensive ones are never around... But the out-of-ink, from the festival booth, pretty-sure-I-already-threw-you-away ones are multiplying in my junk drawer?
How do we know people are color blind? If I teach my babies to call what they see "red" but they're seeing different colors how would I know?
Does Maverick's pointer finger work like a bug's antenna?
Is having a telephone up to my ear the international sign for "tell mom a story right now"?
Does it count as tummy time if Theo is laying on his belly on my belly & we may both be sleeping?
Do only hillbillies bathe their children outside with the hose while watering the garden?
At what age does it change from "she's learning to ride a bike" to "I don't ride bikes"?
Who invented singlets & why do wrestlers still sign up for that sport if they know they will be required to wear one?
Why do I dislike my own crooked teeth so much yet absolutely adore my son's snaggley grin?
From which source do I truly seek strength for my day: the Holy Spirit or caffeine?
Isn't it weird that the word weird doesn't follow the "i before e except after c and when it says a" rule?
Since we're on spelling... Which letters are supposed to be doubled in "tomorrow"? And is there anyone out there who can actually spell "restaurant" correctly without auto fill?
Why is it important for kids to learn nursery rhymes?
What do my children have against covering up with a flat sheet?
What happened to phone booths? I mean, obviously we're not using them anymore, but are they still around? Or did people get hired to take them somewhere? Is this a profession? Is there an A&E show about people who move phone booths into warehouses or something?
Why make the bed when you're just going to sleep in it again? Should I also be tying my shoes after I take them off?
How come water fights are so fun? You're both trying to get wet but not get wet at the same time...
Who first came up with the idea for Mount Rushmore? And did anyone think he was kidding?
Is there a lego gene that enables some people to create from legos? Because I don't have that gene...
Are there Spanish-speaking people who can't roll their "r's"? Because I think I have a Spanish speech impediment.
Why won't they make more Avitar movies (The water bending one not the live-action Ferngully one)?
Are female mimes called ma'ams?*
Why am I suddenly clever when I should be sleeping?
*props: while I do ponder this, it is only because my hilarious & way-too-clever-when-I'm-trying-to-sleep husband brought it up... I'm fairly certain this is APA correct siting happening here...